You probably think that you've heard all
the arguments for riding a bicycle. Sure, the bicycle doesn't use
non-renewable resources or pollute (including noise pollution), is
inexpensive both for ownership and in terms of public infrastructure to
support it, can be parked anywhere, and is a healthy activity.
O.K., here's five reasons to ride a
bicycle that you've never before heard of. Not in your wildest dream. And
if you don't already ride a bicycle for fun, fitness, or transportation,
this will surely convince you to get your gears spinning.
1. Bicycles are more technologically
advanced than motor vehicles.
Don't let the shiny, complicated looking
engine on that Ecstasy S.U.V. fool you. A bicycle is in certain ways the
most intelligent vehicle ever created. It has the world's most advanced
"engine" controlled with the most wondrous and sophisticated "computer."
The engine often knows what's wrong with itself and usually fixes itself.
A bicycle is also the world's most energy efficient mode of travel, using
just 35 calories per passenger mile versus 1860 for an average automobile
with one occupant. And the engine can run on all kinds of strange fuels,
like broccoli.
Affordable bicycles are manufactured with
exotic materials such as titanium, carbon fiber, incredible aluminum
alloys, and high strength alloy steel. If you've never ridden a high
quality modern bicycle, you're in for a treat.
In comparison, cars are dinosaurs.
Actually, they burn decomposed dinosaurs in an internal combustion engine
that, evolutionarily speaking, is about at the Paleozoic era. We've had
rocket ships that go to the moon and back since 1969. We have limitless
solar energy and enough nuclear technology to atomize the earth, but our
motor vehicles still use fossil fuel. Cars are made with steel, iron, and
plastic. You can't pick them up. And try to fix one!
2. Bicycle manufacturing is not
controlled by special interests.
Well, special interests are EVERYWHERE,
but relatively speaking, this is true. Bicycle manufacturers could have
invented the Army recruiting slogan "Be All That You Can Be." Their goal
is to produce the best vehicle possible. Bicycles are the perfect
synthesis of body and machine. Be a cyborg.
Cars on the other hand, are the epitome
of special interest controlled products. The oil industry wants cars to
get the worst gas mileage possible. The steel industry wants cars to be
big and heavy, ostensibly in order to be safe.
So, reject the greed of huge
multinational corporations. Tread lightly and ride a bicycle.
3. Bicycles are faster than cars.
In urban areas, this is sometimes
literally true. Congestion, traffic signals, parking-space-search time,
and walking-to-final-destination time all conspire to reduce the speed of
even the highest powered motor vehicle to about that of a bicycle.
However, if you consider that the time cost of travel also includes the
amount of time spent working to pay for the vehicle, bicycles come roaring
ahead. Also, why spend loads of time working to pay for the car to get to
work to pay for the car?
Since exercise is mandatory for optimal
health, and riding a bicycle to some necessary destination
incorporates exercise which would otherwise take time in the gym,
pedaling to someplace can be considered as taking zero time. Therefore,
bicycles are infinitely fast. That's faster than light, which, according
to Einstein shouldn't be possible, but nonetheless reverses time. Riding a
bicycle makes you younger. Be a kid again!
4. You can be part of a cutting edge
movement.
According to the 1990 Nationwide
Personal Transportation Survey, only 0.7% of all transportation trips
are made by bicycle. Ninety percent of trips are taken in a personal
automobile with the remainder via transit, walking, or other modes.
Lets face it, bicyclists are a minority.
But, by the same token, we're unique. So why be normal? Be different, ride
a bicycle.
5. Someday you'll wish you had.
Helen Hayes, the much beloved "First Lady
of American theater" who died at the age of 92 was asked in an interview
if she regretted anything. She said she had only one regret. "I never rode
a bicycle. I wish I had. That's all."
While few of us can hope to achieve the
stature of Ms. Hayes, we certainly can fulfill a dream that she never did.
The simple pleasure of riding a bicycle — effortless motion at one moment,
challenging yet empowering hill climbing the next, followed by the thrill
of the decent.
Bicycling is the wind in your face and
your senses on hyperdrive. It's life at its best. Try it. Ultimately there
will come a time when you won't be able to.
"We have to learn to value people over
property,
nature over luxury,
love and affection over sex and money,
and meaningful experiences over financial success"
