Jokes from the world of cycling

The sunday school teacher asked the children if they had any prayer answers during the previous week.

Little Johnny eagerly waves his hand.

"Yes, Johnny  please share your story" says the teacher,

"Well, on the  way to school on my bike I was upset at the wind being against me, so I asked God to turn the wind around! And do you know what?

On the way home from school the wind had turned around!"

A cyclist was out for a long ride in the countryside when his chain broke. As he sat on the roadside a fellow with a red Ferrari stopped to see if he could help.

The Ferrari driver told the cyclist that he could offer him a ride but there was no room for the bike.

The cyclist suggested that rather than leaving his expensive bike behind, that the Ferrari man just tow him behind the car with a rope to the next town.

The Ferrari man said OK, but you need to ring that there bell on your handlebar if I start going too fast for you.

Off they go and all is well for a few miles.

All of a sudden a white Mustang speeds by. The Ferrari man forgets all about the cyclist and gives chase.
The cyclist furiously rings his bell to no avail.

A police officer with a radar gun sees all three driving past. He calls ahead to another officer to advise.

" Jim-Bob, there is a white Mustang going 100 mph coming your way, ignore him. Right behind him is a red Ferrari doing 100 mph, ignore him.

Right behind him is a cyclist ringing his bell and trying to pass them both: Get him!

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